tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post6782733149764242412..comments2023-11-05T02:00:20.945-08:00Comments on Darby Speaks: It's NaPoMo -- And No Foolin'kc dyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06862578503579811042noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-19413796869991754212009-04-09T20:41:00.000-07:002009-04-09T20:41:00.000-07:00I've never written a limerick before but this look...I've never written a limerick before but this looks fun so here goes:<BR/><BR/>There once was a boy named Dale<BR/>Who went skateboarding out in a gale<BR/>The skateboard went foul<BR/>And brave Dale went "OW!"<BR/>And now there's a used board for sale!<BR/><BR/>LesleyLlehnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03808225636111637085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-18132843468071174912009-04-07T12:06:00.000-07:002009-04-07T12:06:00.000-07:00We're having a lot of funSkateboarding out in the ...We're having a lot of fun<BR/>Skateboarding out in the sun<BR/>Cruising the street<BR/>Is quite a treat<BR/>And now my limerick is donePissenlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652379987538733088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-12749832183651224722009-04-06T21:16:00.000-07:002009-04-06T21:16:00.000-07:00I was in a fender-benderWhen I skateboarded into a...I was in a fender-bender<BR/>When I skateboarded into a hotdog vendor.<BR/>He had right of way<BR/>And now I have to pay<BR/>'Cause now I'm a first offender.Pissenlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652379987538733088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-5017453313766560012009-04-06T20:15:00.000-07:002009-04-06T20:15:00.000-07:00You don't know how it feels;'Til you've skimmed al...You don't know how it feels;<BR/>'Til you've skimmed along on four wheels;<BR/>Rollin' along;<BR/>Singing your song;<BR/>On your board wearing shoes with no heels.Deborah Smallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17582655689614863667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-84073985043646727852009-04-06T18:59:00.000-07:002009-04-06T18:59:00.000-07:00Skateboarding is really awesome...OH MY GOSH, look...Skateboarding is really awesome...<BR/>OH MY GOSH, look out for that opossum!<BR/>Gather up the nerve<BR/>And make a big swerve<BR/>And end up in the creek like flotsam.Pissenlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652379987538733088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-2620259594773964032009-04-06T15:37:00.000-07:002009-04-06T15:37:00.000-07:00Whoa! We've got some seriously banged-up limericks...Whoa! We've got some seriously banged-up limericks here -- AWESOME!!!!<BR/><BR/>~Darbykc dyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06862578503579811042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-41536347576763497732009-04-05T19:25:00.000-07:002009-04-05T19:25:00.000-07:00A skateboard, a helmet, and me,Cruising as fast as...A skateboard, a helmet, and me,<BR/>Cruising as fast as can be;<BR/>Along sidewalks I pump;<BR/>Over curbs I jump;<BR/>At the top of my lungs shouting, "Wheeee!"Deborah Smallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17582655689614863667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-11910872060048450162009-04-04T18:19:00.000-07:002009-04-04T18:19:00.000-07:00Skateboarders are so full of grace. I thought I wo...Skateboarders are so full of grace. <BR/>I thought I would try to replace<BR/>My shoes with a board<BR/>Then I went over a cord<BR/>Then flipped just to land on my face.<BR/><BR/>True story. Skateboards and I were never meant to be together.<BR/><BR/>gypsyrover21(at)yahoo(dot)caVanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07471888892825724116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-71154292244494332032009-04-04T18:16:00.000-07:002009-04-04T18:16:00.000-07:00The kid on my street had a birthday,His parents, s...The kid on my street had a birthday,<BR/>His parents, so wise, thought they,<BR/>Would give him a board<BR/>To get him outdoors<BR/>And now he's got new scars each day.<BR/><BR/>gypsyrover21(at)yahoo(dot)caVanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07471888892825724116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-26302949733225959842009-04-04T16:36:00.000-07:002009-04-04T16:36:00.000-07:00My son and a skateboard don't mix;His wounds too o...My son and a skateboard don't mix;<BR/>His wounds too often I fix;<BR/>Bruises, abrasions, and more,<BR/>His poor body abused and sore;<BR/>Yet it's me who needs the Rx.Deborah Smallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17582655689614863667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-78828214689092991452009-04-02T22:16:00.000-07:002009-04-02T22:16:00.000-07:00Some would argue, Pissenlit, that these limericks ...Some would argue, Pissenlit, that these limericks are not poetry. I say they are -- play on!<BR/><BR/>~Darbykc dyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06862578503579811042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-59479873058356483312009-04-02T10:38:00.000-07:002009-04-02T10:38:00.000-07:00Hee hee! This is fun! Okay, one more for now...I...Hee hee! This is fun! Okay, one more for now...<BR/><BR/>I once watched a skateboarding hunk<BR/>Mess up his trick and hit a tree trunk<BR/>He practiced all day<BR/>Till dusk turned the sky grey<BR/>And his neighbour yelled, "Go home, you punk!"Pissenlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652379987538733088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704108109803236811.post-15956820419524373842009-04-02T10:33:00.000-07:002009-04-02T10:33:00.000-07:00There once was a girl named JackWatching some boar...There once was a girl named Jack<BR/>Watching some boarders she thought, "That's whack!"<BR/>Try as she might<BR/>She was quite a sight<BR/>When she skated into the wall with a SMACK!!Pissenlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652379987538733088noreply@blogger.com